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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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