You know what should be a thing? Like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon.

(Source: thegayloki)

alexidk:

every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide

have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t

yeah the tv screen got in the way

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

calvinmcfly:

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

(Source: evamom)

  • me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

an-egg:

chickensandwich:

foxnewsofficial:

let’s have ***

(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg

stay away from me

mikapus:

acceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

  • yes
  • ye s
  • eyse
  • yES
  • ye

unnaceptable ways to say the word ‘yes’:

  • yesh :3

(Source: perryplat)

  • Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at
  • phone: rings
  • me: no
When you find things you wrote years ago.

lolzpicx:

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(Source: sourgoat)

krook:

you look 18 but you’re actually 15

this is why i have trust issues.